Spiders

I’m getting a divorce! Hubby and I had a good 31 years, but the gift he left on my keyboard this morning wiped all that away!!!! Okay…I’m not leaving him. But dad blast it!!! Spiders. What can I say? I’m a perfectly rational human being—unless I see a spider. Then, I turn into a screaming lunatic. I’ve faced down snakes, cranky toddlers and the fear of loosing someone I love. But when it comes to the creep crawly little  eight legged critters, I yell for reinforcements, i.e., my hubby. So, he knows very well about my irrational fear of spiders. But, we’re talking about my husband here. He’s the guy who loves to wind me up.

So, the other morning, I grab my coffee from my kitchen, head into my study to start working on my next book—and guess what I found sitting on my keyboard? THIS! A big, hairy spider! I screamed! My coffee went flying. And I tore out of the room. Then I hear it. Hubby’s laugh. Suddenly, the light goes on. Hubby is to blame. He’s laughing so hard, he’s almost crying. I could have killed him!

 

Slowly, I crept back into the study. The spider hadn’t moved. Hubby assured me through his laughter that it was already dead. He’d found it outside. I made him take it outside, then take a picture of it for something for scale to show how big it was. Look at the size of it!

Well, in the end, I decided not to divorce my husband, but he knows he’s skating on thin ice for a while.

Born at Midnight

I just got some exciting news. Born at Midnight is included in a back-to-school promotion with NOOK and iBooks. NOOK’s runs until the 15th when iBooks begins their promotion. The ebook will be downpriced to $2.99 until September. Spread the word!

Goodreads Giveaway!

Did you hear about how you can win a copy of This Heart of Mine? Well, Goodreads is giving away 100 copies of This Heart of Mine! This is my new book that doesn’t even come out until Feb. 27, 2018. But you could get your copy now by entering their giveaway. How cool is that? Be sure to enter HERE. This contest closes on August 18th, so you better hurry!

 

One thought on “Spiders

  1. I probably would have peed a little that spider is so big…or started the house on fire! Ok, maybe not, but you reacted better than I would. Yikes!!!

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